[Chrysler300] Burma Shave from Gary Eidson Naples

["Gary Eidson" <paradise42@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Those Grand Old Burma Shave Road Signs 

TRAINS DON'T WANDER 
ALL OVER THE MAP 
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS 
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP 
Burma Shave 

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH 
BY MISTAKE 
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS 
HER HUSBAND JAKE 
Burma Shave 

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD 
TO GAIN A MINUTE 
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD 
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT 
Burma  Shave 

DROVE TOO LONG 
DRIVER SNOOZING 
WHAT HAPPENED 
NEXT IS NOT AMUSING 
Burma Shave 

BROTHER SPEEDER 
LET'S REHEARSE 
ALL TOGETHER 
GOOD MORNING, NURSE 
Burma Shave 

CAUTIOUS RIDER 
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR 
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL 
AND MORE STEER 
Burma Shave 

SPEED WAS HIGH 
WEATHER WAS NOT 
TIRES WERE THIN 
X MARKS THE SPOT 
Burma Shave 

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE 
OF PAUL FOR BEER 
LED TO A WARMER 
HEMISPHERE 
Burma Shave 




AROUND THE CURVE 
LICKETY-SPLIT 
BEAUTIFUL CAR 
WASN'T IT? 
Burma Shave 

NO MATTER THE PRICE 
NO MATTER HOW NEW 
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE 
IN THE CAR IS YOU 
Burma Shave 

A GUY WHO DRIVES 
A CAR WIDE OPEN 
IS NOT THINKIN' 
HE'S JUST HOPIN' 
Burma Shave 

AT INTERSECTIONS 
LOOK EACH WAY 
A HARP SOUNDS NICE 
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY 
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BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL 
EYES ON THE ROAD 
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL 
DRIVER'S CODE 
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THE ONE WHO DRIVES 
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING 
DEPENDS ON YOU 
TO DO HIS THINKING 
Burma Shave 

CAR IN DITCH 
DRIVER IN TREE 
THE MOON WAS FULL 
AND SO WAS HE. 
Burma Shave 
And my all time favorite: 
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE 
TAKE IT SLOW 
LET OUR LITTLE 
SHAVERS GROW 
Burma Shave


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