[FWDLK] 10 Commandments for the old MoPar collector

["MARK J HASH" <mjh@xxxxxxxxxx>]

This has been on my refridgerator for years, thought you all might like it!!  Learn these rules and live by them. . . 
Mark  mjh
'57 Fury (and half a dozen other 57 Plymouths)

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR THE OLD MOPAR COLLECTOR

*  Thou shalt not read thy Hemmings on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.

*  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's car, nor his his garage, nor his battery charger.

*  Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors, except for thy wife's modern iron.

*  Thou shalt not not deceive thy wife into thinking that thee is taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going out to look at another car.

*  Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy wife and children; maybe as much as, but not more.

*  Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Edsel, nor his Thunderchicken, nor his totally reproduction '57 Chevy BelAir.

*  Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.

*  Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to the house, and then use it to store cars; thou shalt not store cars in the attic.

*  Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to get married during the car show season.

*  Thou shalt not buy thy wife a new floor jack for Christmas.