Forgot to mention, I'm on ebay!
--- Mike Pittinaro <mechimike@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Dear IML,
> I hope you nice people can help me, I'm in a lot of
> trouble. For those of you who haven't made my
> aquaintance, I am a 1966 Crown 2 door coupe. I
> don't
> think there were many of my type made; most of my
> brothers and sisters on the car lot were 4 door
> models. Anyway, my problem is that the last guy to
> lay hands on me did so because he wanted to drive me
> into other cars, thus winning some type of a trophy
> and acclaim from his fellow knuckledragginmorons.
> Fortunately, where he lives, they seem to have some
> sort of a law prohibiting my kind from being used in
> these "demolition debies". I always was grateful
> for
> that, and hoped it was because I was such a special
> car. Alas, he seems bent on selling me to someone
> who
> will take me where they have no such laws.
>
> I really hope I don't end up this way. I've seen
> many
> of my brothers and sisters die this horrible death,
> red-necked yokels with dirty beer shouting and
> hooting
> as the cars smoke and crash together. I realize I'm
> not much of a catch, though. I've already been
> stripped of my wonderful 440 and my trusty 727. I'm
> also quite dirty, and missing many parts. But, my
> body is still solid, and with a little tender love
> and
> care and a new powerplant I could once again see the
> highways of this country. I long to traverse these
> thorofares again, and see smiling faces as I pass.
> To
> rocket down country roads and cruise through towns
> and
> cities.
>
> Thank you for your time, and I hope that one of you
> sees fit to welcome me into your garage.
>
> Sincerely,
> Impy, 1966 2 door coupe
>
> =====
> --Mike Pittinaro
>
> Piles of pitted chrome
> Hubcaps along the floorboard
> My junkyard-bedroom
>
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