Dear IML, I hope you nice people can help me, I'm in a lot of trouble. For those of you who haven't made my aquaintance, I am a 1966 Crown 2 door coupe. I don't think there were many of my type made; most of my brothers and sisters on the car lot were 4 door models. Anyway, my problem is that the last guy to lay hands on me did so because he wanted to drive me into other cars, thus winning some type of a trophy and acclaim from his fellow knuckledragginmorons. Fortunately, where he lives, they seem to have some sort of a law prohibiting my kind from being used in these "demolition debies". I always was grateful for that, and hoped it was because I was such a special car. Alas, he seems bent on selling me to someone who will take me where they have no such laws. I really hope I don't end up this way. I've seen many of my brothers and sisters die this horrible death, red-necked yokels with dirty beer shouting and hooting as the cars smoke and crash together. I realize I'm not much of a catch, though. I've already been stripped of my wonderful 440 and my trusty 727. I'm also quite dirty, and missing many parts. But, my body is still solid, and with a little tender love and care and a new powerplant I could once again see the highways of this country. I long to traverse these thorofares again, and see smiling faces as I pass. To rocket down country roads and cruise through towns and cities. Thank you for your time, and I hope that one of you sees fit to welcome me into your garage. Sincerely, Impy, 1966 2 door coupe ===== --Mike Pittinaro Piles of pitted chrome Hubcaps along the floorboard My junkyard-bedroom __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? HotJobs - Search Thousands of New Jobs http://www.hotjobs.com