DERBY

It's called a Demolition Derby-basically,a bunch of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals get together at the local dirt race track or county fair and smash their cars together until they won't run any more-the last running car wins a prize, usually a couple hundred bucks, a trophy and a kiss from the local Pork Queen, Large, old American cars are the weapons of choice, especially the Imperials, due to their structural superiority,usually all the glass, trim, grills etc. are smashed out with a sledge hammer, or ax prior to the event, the car's 440 , 413,or hemi is ripped out and discarded in favor of a GM engine, the doors are welded shut, giant holes are torched in the hood for exhaust stacks, roll cages are welded in. Thousands of clean old cars are destroyed in this manner every year, with no end in sight, you can usually spot these Neanderthals at any estate sale,or auction where there are Imperials being sold, they're the ones that are drunk at 9 am, chew tobacco, drive rusty Chevy pickups and have the letters D. E. N. T . emblazoned on their filthy, sweaty, beer-stained t-shirts...

Chris...
72 Lebaron
71 Lebaron retired to the barn due to extreme rust
65 Sport Fury Indy Pace Car Convertible ( future project )
69 Dodge Charger RT/SE -on the rotisserie right now
94 Ram tow vehicle/parts chaser
94 Lebaron GTC Convertible ( Wife's one owner 40,000 original mile little
red convertible )
68,69,70, and two 1972 Chargers in various stages of decay...