[FWDLK] Not As Easy As It Looks

[Wayne Graefen <wgraefen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

 

A man was trying to cross the street. As he stepped off the curb a Plymouth
came screaming around the corner and headed straight for him. The
man walked faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changed
lanes and was still coming at him.  So the guy turned around to go back,
but the car changed lanes again and was still coming at him.  By now,
the car was so close and the man so scared that he just froze in place in
the middle of the road.  The car got really close, then swerved at the last
possible moment and screeched to a halt right next him.  The driver
rolled down the window.  The man looked up and saw that the driver
was a squirrel. 

The squirrel said to the man says,
"See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"