why selling? >From: Mike Pittinaro <mechimike@xxxxxxxxx> >>Forgot to mention, I'm on ebay! > >--- Mike Pittinaro <mechimike@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > Dear IML, > > I hope you nice people can help me, I'm in a lot of > > trouble. For those of you who haven't made my > > aquaintance, I am a 1966 Crown 2 door coupe. I > > don't > > think there were many of my type made; most of my > > brothers and sisters on the car lot were 4 door > > models. Anyway, my problem is that the last guy to > > lay hands on me did so because he wanted to drive me > > into other cars, thus winning some type of a trophy > > and acclaim from his fellow knuckledragginmorons. > > Fortunately, where he lives, they seem to have some > > sort of a law prohibiting my kind from being used in > > these "demolition debies". I always was grateful > > for > > that, and hoped it was because I was such a special > > car. Alas, he seems bent on selling me to someone > > who > > will take me where they have no such laws. > > > > I really hope I don't end up this way. I've seen > > many > > of my brothers and sisters die this horrible death, > > red-necked yokels with dirty beer shouting and > > hooting > > as the cars smoke and crash together. I realize I'm > > not much of a catch, though. I've already been > > stripped of my wonderful 440 and my trusty 727. I'm > > also quite dirty, and missing many parts. But, my > > body is still solid, and with a little tender love > > and > > care and a new powerplant I could once again see the > > highways of this country. I long to traverse these > > thorofares again, and see smiling faces as I pass. > > To > > rocket down country roads and cruise through towns > > and > > cities. > > > > Thank you for your time, and I hope that one of you > > sees fit to welcome me into your garage. > > > > Sincerely, > > Impy, 1966 2 door coupe > > > > ===== > > --Mike Pittinaro > > > _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com