RE: IML: Overdrive or 1st child?

[Kenyon Wills <imperialist1960@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- Donn Reese <DReese@xxxxxxxx> wrote:


> Well as long as it wouldn't cost you your first
> child to accomplish it, I'd consider an overdrive
> option.

What are the relative costs involved?
To compare:


First child initial costs:
Dinner & a movie. 
15-30 minutes of excercise.


G.V. O.D. initial costs:
$3000 + Shipping

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Work involved:

First Child:
9 months of incubation followed by intense, searing
pain (hopefully not for you if you've gotten lucky on
the gender thing).


GV OD unit:
2 days or less of skinned knuckles and exertion.

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Payoff:

Child: 
Lifetime of financial support and 18 years of
potential liability for said child. 
May become president, maybe not.

GV OD unit:
The gift that keeps on giving in terms of lowered
noise, reduced engine wear, and reduced fuel
consumption.  
Added bonus of more buttons under dash.

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I have no children.
That GV OD unit looks better and better each time I
look at it.



 

Kenyon Wills
 
 






















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