Failure to keep all buttons and
button holes in good working order can be a cause for severe
frostbite!
Failure to keep flap out of way during those personal
times can cause discomfort the rest of the day! (for you and anyone close to
you)
A loose flap dangling out of your pants can be an
embarrassing moment!
A full union suit can be hazardous on those bean and
onion days.
Union suits should only be worn after Labor Day and
before Easter! (North of the Mason/Dixon line)
Red is the color of choice if you choose to be
"stylin!"
For those of you down under, send the sun North!
I think my spring fever is getting worse!
John in WI 7 degrees