Excellent article Bob, I loved the link to lost socks, perhaps lint could be used as a fuel. John ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Oswald" <punch@xxxxxxxxxxx> To: <L-FORWARDLOOK@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, August 16, 2002 1:57 PM Subject: [FWDLK] Lost nuts > The secret to finding lost nuts is to calculate the maximum distance they > could have bounced, and multiply it by 142.6868. NASA scientists have been > investigating this effect for some years now, and believe that it is linked > to antigravity. The often discussed "Oops Drive" shows theoretical > promise, but the practicality of getting a large enough number of amateur > mechanics to drop nuts at exactly the same moment, and then transfer the > resulting antigravity energy to a spacecraft is proving problematic. The > other problem is to channel the resulting force in the desired direction, > since the trajectory of bouncing lost nuts is completely random. Garrett's > suggestion of a parallel universe to which these nuts may sometimes migrate > is not a new one, and has itself led to another NASA proposal: The > "WheThaHeldItGo Drive", in which an entire space vehicle would be dropped > accidentally, with the result that it would theoretically move through a > wormhole in space, potentially solving the problem of true interstellar > travel and also of time travel. This is very exciting, but there is > concern that any spacecraft that attempted this could be destroyed by > hitting large masses of lost nuts, or being completely smothered in the > drifting piles of odd socks that are believed to exist in space wormholes. > None of which helps Nick find his manifold nuts in time, but at least he > just lost his nuts and not his marbles, which, since you're all so > apparently concerned about aging, sounds as if it should be some consolation. > This is the end of your Science Update for this week. > > -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- > Need an answer fast? Search the 17,000+ pages > of the Forward Look Mailing List archives at > > http://www.forwardlook.net/search.htm -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Need an answer fast? Search the 17,000+ pages of the Forward Look Mailing List archives at http://www.forwardlook.net/search.htm
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