"Morning
Sex"
She
was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual
Soft-boiled
eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing
only
The
'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.
As
I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and
said
Softly," You've
got to make love to me this very
moment!"
My
eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
dreaming
Or
this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not
wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and
then
Gave
it my all; right there on the kitchen,
table.
Afterwards she
said, "Thanks," and
returned to the stove,
Her
T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but
a little puzzled, I
asked, "What
was that all about?"
She
explained, "The
egg timer's broken."