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Looks
like there are Forwardlook cars in the Bible.
Most people assume WWJD is for
"What would Jesus do?"
But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus
drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden
in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a
Geo.
The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge
pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn
sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist
that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like
to talk about it. As proof, they
cite a verse in St. John's gospel where
Christ tells the crowd, "For I did
not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British
motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible
passage declaring that "the roar of
Moses' Triumph is heard in the
hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car
with a hole in its muffler...
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the
land."
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
Honda
....."The Apostles were in one Accord."!!
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