Brian - LOL ! One of the funniest emails of the year. Dave S. - is there an award for that ? Ron ----- Original Message ----- From: brians <xm2cars@xxxxxxx> To: <L-FORWARDLOOK@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, November 20, 2000 12:28 AM Subject: Re: [FWDLK] Calendar Car Voting Results > Attn: Mr. David Stragand, Forward Look Federal Appellate Court in Atlanta > From: Global FWDLK Appellate Court > Re: Ballot Design for 2002 FWDLK Calendar > > Since we detect resistance in your carrying out the directive of the Forward > Look Federal Appellate Court in Atlanta, we are taking the opportunity > during this stalling tactic to notify you of a recommendation for future > ballot design. > > A. > Several briefs were submitted over the weekend to this Court requesting > future FWDLK Calendar ballots revise the voting process to one (and only > one) view of a vehicle from a selection of several views - if desired - of > that same vehicle. > > B. > Signatories stated they were upset when voting for a specific image (view) > they liked but not liking a different image (view) of the same vehicle, > however thus diligently entering their required total of votes cast but > later changing those same votes after giving the originally voted image(s) a > second or third thought prior to submitting their ballots (thereby possibly > contributing to the added chads found on the Atlanta County Canvassing Board > floor by the Forward Look County Sheriff). > > C. > The recommendation of this Court is to strongly suggest the Atlanta FWDLK > Court ask the Atlanta County Canvassing Board to revisit the next ballot > design and assign each select specific image (view), with a simple unique > alphanumeric identity designation such as: > > A1, A2, A3 etc. > > or for the technically challenged as: > > 2002FWDLK58bluegreen2doorhtDeSoto101A-frnt3-4inbrightsunwithauntmartha > 2002FWDLK58bluegreen2doorhtDeSoto101B-rearendindarkdriveway > 2002FWDLK58bluegreen2doorhtDeSoto101C-sideunderoaktreewithwheelbarrow > etc. > > D. > We have had this ballot design proposal reviewed by the State Elections > Ballot Designer in W Palm Beach County, FL who assures us that if all > choices are kept on alternating lines on different pages you should be able > to hand tabulate the results very quickly (prior to the next calendar year) > and reduce the number of suspected anomalies. We also suggest that for any > challenged ballots that an independent representative selected from each of > the Ford Club of America and the General Motors Owners Club be stationed on > either side of the ballot counter as tabulations are made. > > E. > In closing, it is the position of this Court that the above changes will > eliminate most all future over and under voting on your calendar ballots. > > Respectfully submitted, > Global FWDLK Appellate Court > >
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