Dean wrote: "I ended up in the local Emergency Room. It seemed as if I was in a smoke filled bar or looking through an extremely dirty windshield. My eyes were as red as beets and burning. I couldn't recognize faces from 20 ft. away." I went to the local Army surplus store and bought a pair of Tanker goggles and a full face helmet liner for about $15 total. It stays on your head while you crawl around under the car, keeps your hair out of the grease and dirt, and protects your eyes and skin from falling toxic waste. It breathes well, doesn't get too hot, and makes you look like a real psycho when you crawl out from under the car when someone stops by. (Remember the pyromaniac in "The Stand"?) David of Hereford |