DAVE - Instead of getting gray hairs over this, Andy Bernbaum sells a torqueflite rebuilding kit with all the seals, rings, rubber things, gaskets,etc that you'll ever need. Not sure of the price - I bought one about 6 or 7 years ago. Call him. You'll be happy you did. Ron > ---------- > > From: Dave Stragand <dave.stragand@xxxxxxxxxxx> > > To: L-FORWARDLOOK@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > Subject: [FWDLK] Torqueflite, day three > > Date: Tuesday, June 16, 1998 9:10 PM > > > > This exchange ttook place between me and an AutoZone employee this > > evening... > > > > ME: "I need front and rear transmission seals for a 1958 Plymouth with a > > Torqueflite." > > AZ: "Hmmm... The computer says there weren't any Plymouths built before > > 1962." > > ME: "The computer is wrong. Do you have a -book- that shows the seals? > > I can look it up myself, if you'd like." > > AZ: "Are you sure it's not a '62?" > > ME: "Yes. Very sure." > > AZ: "Then it's not a Plymouth. They didn't make them until 1962. What > > model is it again?" > > ME: "A Savoy. A PLYMOUTH Savoy. 1958." > > AZ: "I thought you said it was a 'Witchy Tork Fly' or something..." > > ME: "WITH A TORQUEFLITE. The transmission is a Torqueflite. > > Torqueflite. 3 speed. PLYMOUTH. The model is a Savoy. 1958." > > AZ: "Hmmm... 58... 58... Oh! It's an Oldsmobile, not a Plymouth." > > ME: "No, I'm very sure it's a Plymouth." > > AZ: "Well, it's an Oldsmobile, actually. Like the Ninety-Eight." > > ME: "Do you have a manager around here somewhere? Anywhere? Please?" > > AZ: "Hmmm.. The computer isn't showing any 3 speed transmissions for a > > 1998 Oldsmobile... and they don't list that model, either..." > > ME: "1958... PLYMOUTH... SAVOY... WITH... A... 3... SPEEED... > > TORQUEFLITE... TRANSMISSION..." > > AZ: "I'm sorry, sir, they didn't make the Plymouth until 1962..." > > ME: "LISTEN CAREFULLY. Do you have a manager around here somewhere?" > > AZ: "Why? Is there something wrong?" > > > > The manager laughed his butt off for a while, and then helped me look > > through the seals one by one, but we didn't find anything close enough. > > > > Anybody have an extra pair out there? Please let me know... > > > > -Dave |