I have space on a message board on my web page... If people are interested in posting, I can have it set up in a night.. My '67 crown imperial was headed that way, with 49K original miles.. must save more land yachts. I also cross posted this to a "c body" forum... as the 300's and the rest of my beloved Cs have the same problem let me know www.disgruntledpunk.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "David Whitney" <david.whitney@xxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, September 03, 2004 7:48 PM Subject: IML: How to make your enemy your friend > > Here is my proposal for making peace between the derby participants and the > Imperial Preservation League: > > WHEREAS potential candidates for restoration and their valuable parts are > lost to derby events; > > WHEREAS each derby organizer sets rules for the participants; > > WHEREAS a large number of derby organizers have already made rules limiting > Imperials' eligibility; and > > WHEREAS derby participants have been as diligent as if not more so than IPL > members unearthing candidates for preservation. > > THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the IPL will actively lobby derby organizers > to further limit Imperial eligibility with the goal of disqualifying every > Imperial from such events. > > FURTHER RESOLVED that the IPL will take advantage of the participants' > established network and further its preservation aims by creating a > mutually beneficial structure to pay participants for their efforts that > result in making candidates for preservation available to new owners. > > FURTHER RESOLVED that the IPL will set a minimum guaranteed price for > designated class or model year Imperials which will be paid to a > participant to purchase such Imperial provided that the transaction meets > certain regulatory requirements as may be determined by the league from > time to time. > > FURTHER RESOLVED that the IPL will set a bounty on information about the > location, price, condition and seller of designated class or model year > Imperials which will be paid to a participant for providing such > information to the IPL. > > In laymans' terms: > > Lobby the organizers and their umbrella organizations to disqualify all > Imperials and pay the would-be derby drivers for their help locating and > delivering Imperials to preservationists. That's not enough, though. > Those drivers have a lot of contacts that we don't know about, and they > have a financial incentive to extend their contact network. We need to > give them an incentive to make some money using those contacts even if they > are not allowed to drive the cars in an event. If they can't make a profit > buying the car and reselling it to us at the guaranteed minimum, they can > make a bounty by letting us know the car is available. > > Let's say Joe Imperialist is looking for a '66 Coupe in #3 condition. I > mean seriously looking. He can make a deposit with the league treasurer, > who then broadcasts to the bounty hunters that they will receive the > guaranteed price for delivering that model in that condition or better. > Implied in that broadcast is that a "snitch" bounty is also available for > information about a '66 Coupe for sale in #3 condition only. No snitch > bounty is available for a #2 or #4 car based on Joe's deposit. If the > bounty hunter can't or doesn't want to make a profit flipping the car to > Joe, he can snitch on the seller so Joe knows where the car is, who's > selling it and what the price and condition are. That bounty is available > to the snitch whether Joe buys the car or not, and it is deducted from > Joe's deposit. Joe may then complete the transaction with the seller, if > he chooses, or he may pass. If Joe doesn't want that car, another league > member might. At least we as a group know what's out there. Joe > reimburses the treasury for the snitch bounty and the guaranteed price > remains available for that model in that condition. > > Let's say Joe Imperialist only wants information about any '66 Coupe > available in a particular condition but he prefers to deal directly with > the seller. He can make a deposit in the amount of the snitch bounty, and > no guaranteed minimum price is available based on Joe's deposit. > > Obviously, there would have to be some limits and criteria. No "snitch" > bounty for a car advertised in Hemmings, for example -- we can find those > ourselves. We would also have to think about whether we want to limit such > bounty payments to active derby participants or expand the program to make > more people eligible. > > The bottom line is we can have these guys falling all over themselves and > competing against each other while they try to help us preserve Imperials. > That, my friends, is what we call a win/win situation. In addition, I like > the elements of justice and atonement. The key is making it hard for them > to make money destroying the car and easy for them to make money helping > us. > > Not to mention these guys crisscross the country with auto trailers. Guess > what? They usually only have a car on that trailer going in one direction. > Maybe they'd like to make a few extra bucks hauling cars for members. They > certainly have experience hauling Imperials and/or other heavy, full-size > cars. > > Happy Labor Day picnicking or whatever, > > David > > '91 K-Imperial driver -- was headed for the boneyard if I hadn't bought it > '66 Crown Coupe project -- seller said if I didn't buy it he was going to > turn it into a sculpture (no lie, and he's done it before!) > '66 Newport 383 dual exhaust 4bbl .030 over Eddys/Hurst/Cragars daughter's > first Mopar -- car has a charmed life > > > > > > > ----------------- http://www.imperialclub.com ----------------- > This message was sent to you by the Imperial Mailing List. Please > reply to mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and your response will be > shared with everyone. 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