How about this one! Why is it that when a pretty girl (or a group of them) walks by, the car gives you a "hard start"? It starts fine everywhere else. Can you guys tell I'm single? Bye for now. Doug 58 Crown coupe > > From: "Ted Blackington" <cebuisle@xxxxxxx> > Date: 2003/04/09 Wed AM 11:51:34 EDT > To: <mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Subject: Re: IML: This never happens > > How true. But you forgot one-It always rains the day after you give the car a >good wash. Also-your battery will die without warning, always with the car >facing in towards another vehicle so you can't jump it in the parking lot. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Mark McDonald > Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 12:52 AM > To: mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: Re: IML: This never happens > > It usually happens to me when: > > 1. I am hungriest. I skipped breakfast that morning, it's well past lunch, > I'm on my way to get something and-- whammo, breakdown. > > Also: > > 2. The cleaner and nicer the clothes I am wearing, the more likely it is my > car will break down > 3. The less money I have in my wallet, the more likely I will be called upon > to pay for a tow > 4. The car senses financial need. I just lost my job, it's tax time, and I > have had a bunch of medical bills to pay. What's next? Car repairs, of > course! > 5. If you have left your jumper cables in your other car, guess which car >will > need a jump? > > All true, I swear. > > Brad Hogg wrote: > > > Usually, if your car is going to break down, it iwll do so at the point > > either farthest from home or in the place that is the hardest to get > > assistance or repairs. On my way home fro mwork today, just as I turned the > > corner on my street, one of the heater hoses on my 90 Imperial, burst. It > > just split about 2 inches long at the point where it comes from the > > thermostat housing. I stopped the car and could smell coolant and I saw > > dollar signs. I jumped out and opened the hood and saw coolant spewing out > > of the split hose. > > > > >
How true. But you forgot one-It always rains the day after you give the car a good wash. Also-your battery will die without warning, always with the car facing in towards another vehicle so you can't jump it in the parking lot.
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