"By the end of our trip home (which my friend got a great kick out of, ramming a truck and all) we expected the NYB bumper to be toast. Well, in fact it had nothing more than a few scrapes on the chrome." I'm not surprised! LOL Have you SEEN what's behind those NYB bumpers?? Those 5mph bumpers are something amazing! That would have been quite a ride! ----- Original Message ----- From: "James" <nyb@xxxxxxx> To: <mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Saturday, September 07, 2002 4:40 PM Subject: Re: IML: Imperial vs Non-moving objects C F wrote: > Years ago, I bought a '78 NYB coupe with terminal cancer as a parts-car for my '77 NYB. The only catch was, this rusty NYB had absolutely no brakes. Having it flatbedded home was over $100, and I had to remove it the same day to cinch the deal. > > I ended up renting a U-haul box truck for $19.95. This truck used a section of 1/2" I-beam for a rear bumper. (Can you see where this is going?) > > I put a friend of mine behind the wheel of the NYB, and a big chain under the frame, while I drove the U-haul. I tried to catch green lights, but on the occassional red, I tried to slow as gently as possible and allowed the NYB to "tap" itself down to speed. > > Naturally, some stops were harder than others. During one of these hard stops, the NYB slammed right into the rear of the truck. While I sat at the light, a woman began frantically waving her arms, telling me to roll down the windows. > > I did, and she exclaimed "I saw the whole thing! that guy didn't even try to stop! Do you need my number?" > > By the end of our trip home (which my friend got a great kick out of, ramming a truck and all) we expected the NYB bumper to be toast. Well, in fact it had nothing more than a few scrapes on the chrome. > > Carmine F.