IML: Kenyon Wills visit, and the Imperial parts Nirvana experience
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IML: Kenyon Wills visit, and the Imperial parts Nirvana experience
- From: "Wm. R. Ulman" <twolaneblacktop@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 02:12:58 -0800
Title: Message
I was down in San Francisco last week
visiting my Mom, and seeing friends. I contacted Kenyon to see if we could get
together to meet, and talk Imperials. We were able to work out a time, and it
was way too early on a Saturday morning too!. Anyway, I was
on the road by 7:00 a.m. in my Mom's little, and I do mean little, Corolla, and
Kenyon's directions were excellent, considering California's maze of freeways,
and junctions, and offshoots. It was 7:30 a.m. by the time I got there,
and no traffic that early on a Saturday, when the rest of the world is enjoying
sleeping in like normal Americans, but noooo, I had to be there by 7:30
a.m.! It was fine, and Kenyon gave me the tour of the imperials he has in
stock. The directions said that once I turned onto his cul-de-sac, if I
could not pick out his house, we had no business getting together. Well,
it was not to hard to pick the house with the '66 "LeBro", or that's what it
looked like in passing, actually it must have said "LaBar", but I had not had
enough coffee yet, and dyslexia took it's course. Nice car too. Hope
the Saudi buyer finds a correct, complete script for LeBaron.
Pity the pushbuttons could not carry
over to the later years, as I feel they are uniquely Imperial in appearance on
the dash, and much more fun and a better setup then the "Generic" column shift
mandated in '66, but done in '65 anyway. I guess the column was not
mandated, but merely the shift pattern of P,R,N,D,S,L, as opposed to the
higgledy pigglety array of configurations offered by Ma MoPar over the previous
9 model years in pushbutton format. Apparently the Gov't felt Americans
were to stupid to be able to look at what they were doing behind the wheel, and
shifting into a specific gear, especially when drunk, as was the style at the
time, proved problematic as each auto maker could have, and at one point did
have, their own pattern of gear selection. I THINK it was GM in the 50's
at least that had column shift in a P,N,D,L,R pattern, and Ford had came up with
what was to end up the standard pattern mentioned earlier, with Neutral
separating Reverse from the Drive options, and Park above Reverse. It
is only fair to mention that Ford did in fact, on the ill-fated Edsel have push
button gear selection on the center hub of the steering wheel, which per their
own ads was "...Where it belongs." As a side note, does anyone know one of
the major reasons the Edsel never caught on? Purely psychological, but
powerful nonetheless. Contact me off list if you care to know, or discuss
further, but probably a major reason for "Focus Groups" of consumers used later
by manufacturers as to what to, or not to, design into a cars
appearance.
Kenyon gave me the tour, and as I had
to be back in the City by 1:00 p.m. to go visit my Grandmother's former
roommate, Ruth, who at 93 just gave up driving last year, and to my utter
delight, sold my Grandmother's car to someone who really needed it. Rather
than passing it on to me, as I had tried to hypnotize her to do years
earlier. I hold no bitterness, or resentment. Right. "Here
Ruth, let me help you down the stairs..." Nope, I did not go there.
We had a very nice visit.
Anyway, Kenyon had an agenda, and a
timetable for completing each task, and to my utter surprise, he was on spot
with each one, down to drive time to get to each destination. The latter
was "Doc's", which is where all the Imperial parts are. As I read the road
signs and realized we were now in f*ck&$% San Jose! Could not get that
Hal David, Burt Bacharach, song out of my head after that. You all know the
one. Chart topper for Ms. Warwick? "Do you know the Way to San
Jose"..."I've been away so long, I may go wrong. L.A.'s but a bunch of
freeways, put a couple hundred down, and buy a car. After a week, or two,
they'll make you a Star..." Yeah, that song.
When we got to "Doc's" I was amazed
at the rows, upon rows of engines, scattered varied parts, but most of all, the
"Texas Chain Saw Massacre" barn full cobwebs, spiders, and several of any one
part anyone could ever need for an Imperial! I found 3 '66 hubcaps within
the virtual mountain of '66-'69 style caps, and Kenyon threw in 3 extra earlier
year caps that had perfectly good retaining rings on them so I might figure out
a way to replace the destroyed ones on what are otherwise perfectly presentable
caps that had flown off Doris at earlier dates, and been run over. The
caps are all fine, but the retaining rings were mangled beyond any hope.
Now, how to replace the retaining rings on the '66 caps I did salvage from the
side of the road? It appears the backings are, for lack of better
description, "Crimped" onto the hubcap, at least around the outer
perimeter. That would need to be folded back, ring replaced, and
re-crimped to be successful. Kenyon came up with a "slice, and weld"
solution that could very possibly work, but would be expensive, I'm sure.
Although, with the scarcity of these caps these days, it may just be worth it to
have a reserve stash of the 20 lb. projectile killer hubcaps on hand. Is
that Honda in the next lane with the big Kazoo "Muffler" getting on your
nerves? Well, with just the proper pothole, you can dislodge a '66 hubcap
smack into the Honda, and totaling it Pull over, retrieve said hubcap from
the flaming wreckage, and scamper away. If anyone sees you, they will
surely report your car as an Impala, and you will never get caught.
Kenyon also showed me a way to wire
the caps on so as they would not be able to fly off. Very ingenious, and
involves a nifty tool Kenyon had in his garage, I forget what he called it, but
it was a twisting wrench/grip/wire spinner type of deal some guy in Pomona
(where the proverbial Pimp in my previous posts is from) designed while drunk
one night, and made his million on patenting, and marketing.
The only casualty was a Black
Widow spider who had taken up residence in one of the '66 caps, and as I was
holding it, she was moving quickly to let me know her position on my
dislodgement of her home. A quick shake of the arm, while releasing the
said hubcap as quickly as humanly possible from my hand was all that needed to
dislodge her from her home, the cap, and Liz, Kenyon's girlfriends quick stomp
of her foot, sent the BW to "The promised land".
Upon my arrival back at my
Mom's apt., I struck a deal with her. Let me clean the caps up in her tub,
and I would scour the whole thing, wall tiles and all. After
assuring her the dislodged buildup of years worth of dirt, and
weed debris (from the caps, not my Mom's tub) would in fact NOT clog
up, and utter useless, the San Francisco Municipal Sewer System, I was permitted
to proceed. My Mom was so happy with her shower/tub cleaning, and
that the S.F. sewer system was well equipped to accommodate the sheer volume of
dirt it was subjected to in such a short period of time, she shipped
the 6 caps to me gratis.
Kenyon was a swell host, a lot
of fun to talk to, and I got to see up close and personal the differences in the
lines between a '70 Imperial, and a '73. Both fine cars in style, but I
will go with the '70 as my personal choice. Although with the bumper
extensions on the '73, making it the largest Post WWII production car is an
appealing thought, and they are quite striking. At least the 4dr is.
More so than the coupe, which I prefer the '69-'71 version of with it's rounded
rear quarter windows, rather then the '72-'73 coupes squared quarter
window. That is merely a personal preference, as all Imperials are
beautiful in their own rights.
In summary, if you want a part
for your car, and would care to meet a very nice fellow Imperialist who is just
genuinely trying to help all these parts, and supplies get good homes before
they are all sent en-mass to the county dump, contact Kenyon, and go for a drive
to Hal David/Burt Bacharach/Dionne Warwick land. Hum the tune while
traveling.
Bill Ulman
Seattle, WA
'66 Crown Convertible Coupe -
Doris Day
WA State vanity plates:
FIT4AQN
-----Original Message-----
From: mailing-list-owner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:mailing-list-owner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Kenyon Wills
Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2005 7:54 AM
To: mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: IML: interior parts
I may have some. You would have to come and pick your
own in person here in Northern Ca. Otherwise the
vendors on the website may have something that they
can ship to you. You might want to mention whether it
is a 2 or 4 door, and what colors your interior is
when you ask them.
contact me off-list at imperialist1960@xxxxxxxxx if
you want to pursue this. They will likely be gone by
late April.
-Kenyon
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