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I'm still trying to come up with a
name. My daily driver, a very white 1986 Mercedes 300 SDL, is the
"Mighty Whitey", a little play on words since I'm so totally your average
white guy. The Imperial is raven, but "Mighty Blacky" doesn't really
roll off the toungue. I'm waiting for an inspiration. Another IMer
cleverly calls his '58 the "Black Bitch", but I've got little kids and a
pretty wife who doesn't ken to profanity so I've got to keep it Rated G.
That rules out "Metal Mistress" too, which I thought was pretty cool.
Also, I live in a teeny Louisiana town where I'm the city attorney, and
everyone knows the "Mighty Whitey." As a result, I can't easily get away
with driving a car that is named something vulgar without appearing, well...
vulgar. Around here it's best not to drive up to church on Sunday in the
"Sh-t Sled," so I'll have to keep musing. Any
suggestions?