Imperial vs Non-moving objects
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Imperial vs Non-moving objects





C F wrote:

> Since we're telling stories about smashing Imperials, I'll throw in two of 
>mine...
>
> About two years ago, my beautiful wife was exercising our '61 LeBaron and 
>upon returning home, parked it in the driveway. She probably should have used 
>just one more click on the parking brake, and as soon as she closed the door, 
>it began to roll.
>
> It gained speed, and rolled over the neighhbor's lawn, missing their S-10 
>truck by inches. It continued rolling across the street, and smacked right 
>into a telephone pole. She says that it shook the pole so hard, she thought a 
>street light was going to come loose and fall on the car. Thankfully, it did 
>not.
>
> I guess it was also lucky that the Imperial hit dead-center in the middle of 
>the bumper, as this spared the much larger L/R bumper pieces from any damage. 
>It also did minor damage to the fuel door.
>
> So I might as well ask: Is anyone willing to sell the approx. 15" wide 
>removable center section of a '61 Imperial bumper? ('62/'63 are probably the 
>same.) I've been too embarrassed to drive it since then, so I'd like to get 
>this part.
>
> Story #2...
>
> Years ago, I bought a '78 NYB coupe with terminal cancer as a parts-car for 
>my '77 NYB. The only catch was, this rusty NYB had absolutely no brakes. 
>Having it flatbedded home was over $100, and I had to remove it the same day 
>to cinch the deal.
>
> I ended up renting a U-haul box truck for $19.95. This truck used a section 
>of 1/2" I-beam for a rear bumper. (Can you see where this is going?)
>
> I put a friend of mine behind the wheel of the NYB, and a big chain under the 
>frame, while I drove the U-haul. I tried to catch green lights, but on the 
>occassional red, I tried to slow as gently as possible and allowed the NYB to 
>"tap" itself down to speed.
>
> Naturally, some stops were harder than others. During one of these hard 
>stops, the NYB slammed right into the rear of the truck. While I sat at the 
>light, a woman began frantically waving her arms, telling me to roll down the 
>windows.
>
> I did, and she exclaimed "I saw the whole thing! that guy didn't even try to 
>stop! Do you need my number?"
>
> By the end of our trip home (which my friend got a great kick out of, ramming 
>a truck and all) we expected the NYB bumper to be toast. Well, in fact it had 
>nothing more than a few scrapes on the chrome.
>
> Carmine F.
>
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