My daughter made me a valentine card. It reads, " I love the Imperial and I love you . . . And that's why I say cool dads gotta have cool cars." What you might call a keeper. On the other hand, I finally received, several months late, first through my mistake and then the seller's, the May 12, 1958 edition of Time Magazine. The cover is devoted to a swirl of chrome decorative pieces, which inside I learned are termed jewelry by the automobile industry with three perplexed faces amid them, GM's Curtice, Ford's Ford and Chrysler's Colbert. Inside, almost at the back of the book, is a 120,000 word analysis of "Why the 1958 cars are not selling." Time correspondents interviewed dealers, mechanics, gas station attendants and drivers in 21 cities, plus the heads of the big three were also interviewed. This was not what I was expecting. I guess I'd have to get the August or September editions of 1957 to get a preview of all the cars in the automotive journalist style we all have come to know. Instead, this is a very in depth analytical piece on the situation the automobile industry found itself in. Detroit was between a rock and a hard place. It was almost a victim of its own success and excess. The funny thing is I think, somehow, I have taken my interest in all things 1958 maybe beyond the realm of interest of most on the list. There actually is a picture of an convertible Imperial, third from the left in a row of neatly sandwiched cars, all convertibles except the Packard, with a legend below it saying, "The Look-Alikes." With a Buick on one side and a Continental on the other, the picture argues that basically, despite some minor cosmetic differences, in terms of size and power, all the cars are pretty much alike. Chrysler was hurting the most, and Imperial the worst of their five brands. Cadillac were selling at almost double the number of middle class Chryslers, and Imperials were just an also ran, down 50% from the previous year's high water mark. Overall the Corporations sales slumped by 53%, but Ford and GM were facing a sea of red ink, too. The only car company with growing sales, was American Motors with the Rambler. They even outsold Dodge. The big three could not get a break. They made stripper models and no one bought them. Foreign makes, which back then were all European, as Toyota only sold 12 vehicles during this their first year in the US market, were able to sell small, unadorned cars, however. To buy a stripper American car implied that was all you could afford. But buying foreign made you chic and cosmopolitan. And, to compound matters, these foreign cars were not selling in poorer areas, but in the wealthy ones. The big three's customer research departments were highly developed even back then. Their car clinics told them that they were making the cars that the majority of people wanted. The recession was not their fault and next year things would be better. American cars had to be a certain way. Big, powerful and loaded with gadgets. Only upstarts and foreigners were allowed to be different and after the recession they would not be an issue. Oh, and people would buy more provided there was even more of the magical ingredient: Chrome. Hugh