I mean, seriously.  I just decomissioned the old reundant server. I was minutes away from completing hooking up the new redundant server, but I had to catch my plane out of town.  It died (quite literally) as soon as I sat down in the plane, and it's a failure that couldn't be worked around without the redundant server -- until I return home from several cities on the west coast...

That's it in a nutshell.  Welcome back, all!!