Mental Fitness Evaluation for 62-65 Mopar Members

[Bob Faunce <bobsbelvedere@xxxxxxxxx>]

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing OK, if you get none right you better go for counseling.

(I'll meet you there.)

 

 

There are 4 test questions.

Don't miss one.

 

 

Giraffe Test

 

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer

before you scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Correct Answer :

 

 

Open the refrigerator,

put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elephant Test

 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator,

put in the elephant,

and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer :

 

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,

put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through

the repercussions of your previous actions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lion King Test

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an

Animal Conference.

All the animals attend... except one.

Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:

 

The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator.

You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

 

 

 

 

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,

you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crocodile Test

 

4. There is a river you must cross

but it is used by crocodiles,

and you do not have a boat.

How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:

 

 

You jump into the river and swim across.

Haven't you been listening?

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide ,

 

 

Around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong,

but many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory

that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

 

 

Send this out to frustrate

all of your smart friends..

 

 

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you

should make you feel good.

 

 

 

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