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Good on e too funny!
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Sent: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:08
PM
Subject: Re: FW: HUSBAND AND FROG LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
Cory,
I laughed my ass off. Off topic but I don't care!
Mike LeFevre
On Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 6:04 PM, Cory Rempel <cory_383@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: chrysler.tnt@xxxxxxxxxxxSubject: FW: HUSBAND AND FROG
LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER? Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:56:41 -0500
A woman
went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his
birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets
were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted
to buy a pet,but she didn't want to spend a
fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very
large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blow
jobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman
replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30
of them
This month,' he said.
The woman
thought it would be a great gag gift,
And what if it's
true...
No more blow jobs for
her!
She bought the
frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to
her husband,
He was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!
...
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she
may
Never need to perform this less than riveting act
again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened
by the
Noise of pots and pans flying everywhere,
making
Hellacious banging and crashing
sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to
find her
Husband and the frog reading cook
books.
'What are you two doing at this hour?'
she asked.
The husband
replied,
'If I can teach this frog to
cook..........you're
gone.'
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