Fw: The Darwin awards are here again.....

[William Harrison <bbjt3@xxxxxxxxx>]

Not 62 to 65 related but I just couldn't resist....Whip me with a wet noodle if I have offended.. LMFAOLater
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--- On Mon, 12/13/10, Phil Baxter <baxp112547@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

From: Phil Baxter <baxp112547@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: The Darwin awards are here again.....
To: "george" <reffett@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Steve Hammond" <stephenphammond@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Bill HARRISON" <bbjt3@xxxxxxxxx>, "Larry McMicheal" <MAUILARRY@xxxxxxx>, "Mike & Barb" <barbmike@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ed Mobley" <edncathy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Chuck Murdock" <crmtaxman@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Dave Murdock" <ddavidmurdock@xxxxxxxxx>, "Brad Murdock" <cbmurdock@xxxxxxxxx>, "Bob Secrest" <robertsecrest@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Aaron Winterrowd" <awinterrowd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Monday, December 13, 2010, 9:42 AM




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The   Darwins   are out!!!!    
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the   Darwin   Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.  
 
Here is the glorious winner: 
 
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach   ,   California   would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
  
 
And now, the honorable mentions: 
 
2. The chef at a hotel in   Switzerland   lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 
 
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago   returned with his
 vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 
 
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from   Harare   to   Bulawayo   had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 
 
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds
 received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 
 
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 
 
7. Seems an   Arkansas   guy
 wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape... 
 
8. As a female shopper exited a   New York   convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
 "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 
 
9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti   ,   Michigan   at   5 A.M. , flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 
 
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a   Seattle   street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained
 for.. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.  
 
In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.  
 
*** Remember.... They walk among us, they can reproduce.. 


















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