Ho! Ho! Ho!

["Gary H." <spigot2039@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Season's Greetings and Merry Christmas to all the good people I have met through this Mail List Clubhouse! :)

I'm passing along a fun Mopar Santa greeting, below. (The author was not identified in the original.) 

Best,
Gary H. 

The Night Before, a Mopar Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas when all through the garage, Not a
creature was stirring, not even a Dodge.

The tires were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Saint
Nicholas would fill them with air.

The children were nestled all snug in their stalls, While visions of
tire smoke were shadowing the walls.

Ma in her white walls, and I in my blacks, Had just settled down for a
matter of fact.

When out on the lawn there rose such a fuss, I sped from my stall like a
jet propelled bus.

Away to the door I flew like a flash,
Forgot the black ice and slipped on my ash.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave the luster of fresh
wax to objects below.

If what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a custom built Chrysler
with toys in the rear.

The little old driver sped on so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

Then in a moment I heard on the rooftop, The skidding of the tires as he
came to a stop.

As I backed away and turned around,
Down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, And his clothes
were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, Filled the tires,
checked the oil, and turned with a jerk.

He sprang to his car, to the motor he gave the gas, It must be a Max Wedge it
moved so fast.

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Happy Christmas to
all, and to all a good-night!  


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