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                 Barrett 
                 
           
                  Katie Barrett  

                  Fire Bells 


                  A firefighter comes home from work one day and says to his wife, "You know - we have a wonderful system at the Fire Station. The first bell means we all put on our jackets. The second bell means we all slide down the pole. And the third bells means be on the fire truck and be ready to go." 

                  His wife says, "Okay. So what?" 
                  The firefighter says, "From now on, when I yell Bell One I want you to take off all your clothes. When I yell Bell Two, I want you to jump into bed. And when I yell Bell Three, we're going to make love all night long." 

                  The next night he comes in from the Fire Station and yells "Bell One!" His wife promptly takes off all her clothes. Then he yells, "Bell Two!" and she jumps into bed. He yells, "Bell Three!" and they start making love. 
                   After a few minutes his wife pulls away and yells, "Bell Four!" Her husband, confused, says, "What the heck does Bell Four mean?" 

                  His wife says, "Roll out some more hose! You're nowhere near the fire!" 
                 
           
                
           
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