RE: Happy Holidays

[Rich Kinsley <rlkinsley@xxxxxxxxx>]

That was interesting. You are a silver tongued devil :-) Best wishes.

Rich Kinsley '64 Dodge Polara 4dr 318poly w/goodies
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bruce buntain wrote: 
> Greetings all and Happy Holidays
> 
> I hope that everyone received lots of Mopar goodies in their stockings 
> and in presents under their trees. After all, Santa drives a mean sled, 
> so he's gotta be a car guy, right? Everyone knows that the reindeer are 
> just for show and he really has a 426 Hemi under the cowl of that sled.
> 
> This is a little off the topic of Mopars, but I've sent this to a couple 
> of members of our group and they have suggested that I post it for all 
> to see, so as any politician would say, "Don't blame me!"
> 
> Just as some background, I have been living in Asia for the past eleven 
> years but get back home to Nova Scotia for approximately 16 weeks per 
> year. I am currently in Beijing, China, so this is from that 
> perspective. I compose one of these "poems" (to use the word very 
> loosely) every Christmas Eve and send it to everyone on my e-address 
> list. This is a little late now, but here goes.
> 
> Bruce, '64 Chrysler 300
> 
> T?was the Night Before Christmas
>  
> T?was the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
> Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.
> Her stockings are draped over the shower stall wall
> While I sit on the throne and reflect on it all.
>  
>  It?s now been ten years since I first came to this place,
> Mao?s own private version of the human rat race.
> Still, Christmas has again arrived in this atheist nation
> With streets all festooned with Xmas decoration.
>  
> It?s been another year down, with another year looming,
> Time doesn?t creep here, it?s really been zooming.
> This past year saw some hassles, some things cast a pall,
> And dealing with my visa is at the head of it all.
>  
> Way back in June, I thought I should start my submission,
> Of the new visa form which would give me permission
> To first exit, then re-enter after going home for vacation
> ?Cause I need my usual Z visa just to exist in this nation.
>  
> Paperwork problems and government red (of course) tape,
> Can often leave foreigners here with mouths all agape.
> If you mess up your application, you?re summarily fined,
> I filled out my forms, a new school contract was signed. 
>  
> But if there?s one thing I?ve learned in all my years here,
> What should be just routine, gives you plenty to fear.
> The school made mistakes and there were several omissions,
> And apparently there were also some brand new conditions.
>  
> So, instead of my usual Z visa, all I could get was an ?L?
> Which turned out to be the Chinese ?visa from hell?!
> They said not to worry, wait ?til the end of the summer,
> But what followed in September was a bit of a bummer.
>  
> They said I had to get a new medical just to say I?m alive,
> Then produce a new bank statement to see if I thrive.
> A new Foreign Expert Certificate would show I?m legit,
> A new resume, etc. made me think I might quit.
>  
> After six months of frustration, I almost told them to ?Stick it!?
> But could now finally step up to the government wicket.
> The minion shouted her instructions, like bullets they came,
> She wanted the documents, she called out their name.
>             ?Now application, now contract,
>             Now Foreign Expert and medical forms,
>             On statements, on medical,
>             On picture and work permit norms.
> To the top of the files, to the top of your case,
> Now dash away, dash away, get outta my face!? 
>  
> As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
> I tore out of that building and I gave out a cry,
> ?Yes, it?s done, thank the gods!? Now I just wait,
> I should have my Z visa on December twenty-eight.
>  
> In other big news that?s been happening this year,
> We?ve got the increase in traffic, ?tis gridlock, I fear.
> The resulting air quality means you feel grit in your teeth,
> And the smog circles your head like a funeral wreath.
>  
> Three thousand new cars registered each single day,
> Three thousand new drivers to get in your way.
> Beijing announced new regulations that have created a panic,
> And to beat the coming deadline, buyers turned manic. 
>  
> They flood into dealerships, they buy anything there,
> Make, model, color, they don?t really care.
> A bundle of cash they have flung on their back,
> They hunt for a salesman, they open their pack.
>  
> Take out their bundles of yuan, they pay with all cash,
> Checks here are unknown, so they save up their stash.
> Buy whatever?s available, drive their new car out the door,
> But with all these new drivers, no wonder safety is poor.
>  
> They ignore all the driving rules in this car-crazy nation,
> I suppose 100,000 yearly deaths helps to control population.
> Mercedes, BMWs, Audis and such
> But Ferraris and Lambos are just a little bit much.
>  
> We had what turned out to be a bit of an air quality break,
> But with Olympics now over, air quality reports are now fake.
> We?ve had a few days of air quality that the government called ?poor?
> But it looks more like nuclear fallout when I look out the back door.
>  
> I drive my car less than I used to, due to the traffic situation,
> My Yamaha now serves me as my main transportation.
> Thursday saw the temperature down to -12 in the morning,
> But I still drove the bike in spite of the cold warning.
>  
> But still, I?ve survived yet another year here,
> And what?s going to happen in still one more year
> Is something I?ll worry about later, as I?m only human,
> But then, I?m worry free, like Mad Magazine?s Alfred E. Newman.
>  
> So now I?ll spring to my bed, give my sweetie a nudge,
> And under the covers, ?til the morning won?t budge.
> But I want to convey this message before I dive out of sight,
> ?Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!?
> 
> 
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Rich Kinsley '64 Dodge Polara 4dr 318poly w/goodies
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