[Chrysler300] Fw: Donation Request--FUNNY

["'Gary Nelson' gnelson@xxxxxxxxxxxx [Chrysler300]" <Chrysler300-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Sorry guys, sent in error. Have to admit it was funny.

 

 

SENT FROM FORMER 3 STAR GENERAL, FORMER SENATOR, ROBERT WINGLASS

Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.

Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.

 

 

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Posted by: "Gary Nelson" <gnelson@xxxxxxxxxxxx>

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