[Chrysler300] FW: Senior Center Rules
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[Chrysler300] FW: Senior Center Rules





 


Rules at the Senior Center


On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?

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Posted by: "David Schwandt" <finsruskw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>


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