Eric's Autos: Will Chrysler Soon Sleep With the Fishes? Eric Peters Chrysler recently announced it's going to be dropping roughly half its entire passenger car lineup - PT Cruiser convertible, Magnum Wagon, Pacifica and Crossfire. That doesn't leave much beyond minivans and big SUVs - and leaves Chrysler, for the first time, a less than-full-line automaker. The private equity company - Cerberus - that now owns what remains of Chrysler is taking a meat ax to the product portfolio. So what's left? There's the 300. But one wonders how long that can last given the shared platforms with now ex-partner Daimler AG, parent company of Mercedes-Benz. The 300 is sheetmetal cousin of the E-Class, just as the Crossfire is a re-skinned SLK. The 300 does have its own Detroit-sourced powertrains - unlike the Crossfire, which is powered by a Benz V-6. But still. It's like shared custody after a divorce. Messy, unpleasant - and often filled with hate on both sides. So Chrysler becomes a brand that sells ... what, exactly? The Town & Country minivan - By no means a bad vehicle; it's just that traditional minivans appear to be headed the way of the Dodo. Ford and GM have already dumped theirs. So-called crossovers - basically, large wagons that offer a degree of sportiness and driving fun along with family-friendly utility - are the new in thing. Understandably. The minivan has probably more than run its course. So how come Chrysler's keeping the T&C? Hard to say - unless the idea is that with the Ford and GM vans out of the way, Chrysler will be the only game in town. If anyone's still interested, that is. Sebring - A real bargain (especially the convertible) but also a staple of airport rental car fleets. It's not a car that gets a lot of press. Too soft to be sporty; too demure to be high-end, where does it fit? What is the Sebring's market? It also enters 2008 as a carryover - with minimal changes from the '07s. That leaves us with a competent but forgettable car that's already getting a little stale. 300 - This hunky-looking lug of a sedan made a big impression when it first appeared a few years back. It offered two things that had almost disappeared from the marketplace - rear-wheel-drive and a mighty V-8 engine. It's a great rig, especially for those who like old-school highway rollers with booming power and lots of curb appeal. But the 300's pretty much the same for '08 as it was for '07. And for that matter, for '06 (and '05) too. Chrysler has added some bells and whistles - mostly in the form of in-car electronics and entertainment systems - but the basic car hasn't changed a great deal since that inaugural year of 2005. But what has changed is the cost of fuel - now seemingly headed toward $4 per gallon. That - and the internecine squabbling between the remains of Chrysler and former paramour Daimler-Benz - don't bode well for the 300's future. Challenger - The revived muscle car looks great but could not have worse timing; the prospect of $4 per gallon fuel and a looming recession could prove as lethal to the '08 Challenger as these same forces proved to the "all new" 1970 Challenger - which got cancelled after the '74 model year when it was clear almost no one wanted (or could afford) a 15 mpg V-8 muscle car. What's striking about events at Chrysler is that rather than gently retire or update the product portfolio, the muckety-mucks just decided to cut bait - but with nothing on deck to replace the nixed models. That leaves Chrysler with two problems at least. One is that with such a limited lineup, people are going to shop elsewhere. Two, those who do shop elsewhere will be hard to lure back a year (or three) from now, when Chrysler gets its new models into play. Repeat buys are a big part of the business. But when people who bought Chryslers a few year ago bring in their old car only to find there's not much in the way of new - Chrysler-wise, anyhow - the cord of continuity will be cut. And once these folks develop an affection for whatever brand they end up replacing their old Chrysler with, it will be damn difficult to reel them back in again. But the larger problem is that these massive and very public cutbacks leave Chrysler looking like a loser. And that can be even more lethal than slumping sales and dated models. Cars are about image more than just about any consumer item you can name. People invest emotionally in their vehicles - and they want to look and feel like winners when they're behind the wheel. No one wants to drive a car that's the object of pity - or worse, derision. Chrysler (well, Cerberus) probably has no more than two years to turn it all around. If major progress hasn't been made in that time, a venerable nameplate may end up sleeping with the fishes. And we'll all be the poorer for it. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ To send a message to this group, send an email to: Chrysler300@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx For list server instructions, go to http://www.chrysler300club.com/yahoolist/inst.htm For archives go to http://www.forwardlook.net/300-archive/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chrysler300/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chrysler300/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:Chrysler300-digest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx mailto:Chrysler300-fullfeatured@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: Chrysler300-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> Your use of Yahoo! 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