[Chrysler300] The President requesta a "Simulus Package" and Lefty listens...

[JettLarry@xxxxxxx]

Available now, free for the asking, is a SIMULATED PACKAGE of all 20 of  
those wonderful "Hey Lefty" columns from the Chrysler 300 Club News, dated  
Winter of 1997 through Winter of 2002.  Thrill again to the wacky advice  and 
the accurate reportage so now missing from newspapers.  Reproduced by  an 
actual Xerox office machine on superb Staples Economy Grade bond and attached  
with maximum strength Office Max staple, there are minutes of chuckles and  
guffaws awaiting.
 
New to the Club after 2002?  

This should be a mandatory read.  Meet Tim Buck II and other Club  
luminaries spotlighted in the series.  Not available in stores but hand  delivered 
to you by a courier of the USPS.  You have but to  e-mail: 
 _JettRanch@xxxxxxxx (mailto:JettRanch@xxxxxxx)  to  request.  Include the 
mailing address you wish used as Lefty rushes your  order to you.  Do not 
send any request to the List Server but directly to  the e-mail address 
mentioned.
 
Fine Print:  The 'President' mentioned in the salutation is the  President 
of Redwood Lease Co, an automobile company which expired too early for  one 
of those Stimulus Package bailouts.  Rats!  As in engine ignition,  timing 
is everything!!


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